How Now, Brown Cow?
Not suitable for work. Not suitable for children. Not suitable for bedtime. Not a suitable film.
The Story:
The Joker from The Dark Knight takes heroin with a girl in a bath, takes medical-grade heroin with Casanova Frankenstein from Mystery Men, gets girl pregnant, loses girl after she loses baby after they stop taking heroin. Girl returns, but the Heath from A Knight’s Tale doesn’t want her back. The end.
The Good:
Heath Ledger from Brokeback Mountain.
Geoffrey Rush from Shine.
The girl, I’m sorry, I’m lazy.
This film acts the spig out of itself. In ever-decreasing circles.
The Bad:
Not suitable for anybody. This is not a date movie.
This movie starts at the bottom and works its way down.
Of course, this means that all Bad points are Good points.
The Verdict:
24 pigs. There. I did it. I do not have to see this movie again. Should be shown to all schoolchildren around 14-15 years old.
Tags: A Knight's Tale, Brokeback Mountain, Casanova Frankenstein, date movie, Geoffrey Rush, Heath Ledger, heroin, Joker, Mystery Men, NSFW, Shine, The Dark Knight
