Look Who’s Talking 3: Behind Your Back
A 90-minute music video with the staple scene set in a nightclub to alienate the old viewer/anyone over 20.
The Story:
Cyclops from X-Men lives with an artsy guy (not unlike artsy guy in Down To You, but more autistic) and a girl who might be Selma Blair (or the one with dark hair in Legally Blonde) but is actually Queen Gorgo from 300. A sexual assault does not happen in a nightclub. Cyclops from X2 rapes Kate Hudson from About Adam in flashback. High-jinks ensue, including slips, trips and falls in an unbelievable warehouse flat. Cyclops from X-Men 3: The Last Stand is guilty. The end.
The Good:
Better than Shopping with Jude Law.
The Bad:
Like Crack for Tweenies, this is a join the dots twist-ending thriller. You think Cyclops raped her, he did rape her, he is arrested. Crime Does Not Pay.
The Verdict:
I’ll be buggered to give this 6 pigs.
5 pigs it is.
